A progression of bad language

theopenscroll:

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via dicapriobliss)


akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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(via dicapriobliss)


jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via dicapriobliss)


telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(via dicapriobliss)


cawllin:

north west better have a report card that says “North West has problems following directions”

(via dicapriobliss)


guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via dicapriobliss)


thorinthesassmaster:

I love the Eurovision because the rest of Tumblr just sits around in various states of confusion and Europe is just like

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(via dicapriobliss)


niggapus:

when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via dumble-whores-army)


cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow, via dumble-whores-army)


sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

(Source: sassykardashian, via dumble-whores-army)


thewonderfulworldofmakebelieve:

almyro:

one of my all time favorite quotes

i’m going to let this inspire me for the rest of all time

thewonderfulworldofmakebelieve:

almyro:

one of my all time favorite quotes

i’m going to let this inspire me for the rest of all time

(via dumble-whores-army)


mydogsnokes:

u look like the kinda person who doesnt give pencils back

(via coryy)


kimpissible:

i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day

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(via dumble-whores-army)


thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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(Source: queerhound, via jackfrosts)