cumaddict72:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

dude get over yourself

(via noluvallowed)


(Source: thizzelle, via dicapriobliss)


foxinu:

Some sort of weird husky ritual magic.

foxinu:

Some sort of weird husky ritual magic.

(via dicapriobliss)


nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via arandomguywithablog)


(Source: 7stitches, via dicapriobliss)


meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

(via dicapriobliss)


meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via random-and-happy)


how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via dicapriobliss)



portablemiah:

Cute nicknames for your girlfriend or boyfriend

  • N00b
  • King Henry VIII
  • Sad cow
  • Potato skins
  • 5 Gum
  • United States army
  • That one gay Teletubby

(via random-and-happy)


sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

(Source: frozensecond, via random-and-happy)


mindfang:

i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back

(Source: trashedkid, via random-and-happy)


vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(via random-and-happy)



theperksofbeinganerd16:

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

image

The more you nolo

(Source: snickerpoodles, via random-and-happy)